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“I asked nicely, but the DMV won’t change the hair color on my driver’s license to ‘pumpkin spice.’”

—   Conan (via teamcoco)

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onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was  Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

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allteensrelate:

when your friend is lying but you know the truth image



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stability:

a work of art

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therealrunthejewels:

It’s been funded. Meow.

therealrunthejewels:

It’s been funded. Meow.

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

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blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

blackdenimjeans:

asvpfrenchie:

disrespectful

I would have retired after that

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cieply:

god this is how i imagine all guys from california to talk like

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